why are you even here?

a completely defensible use of company time

your responsibilities have located you

wasd / arrows to move · s / ↓ to brake
space to refuse · shift to go out of office · p to pause

continue making poor choices

paused

this does not count as rest

return to availability

performance review complete

you are now available for additional responsibilities

personal best in avoidance: 000000

make the same choices again